Limericks are fun!!!

From the first time I saw you,

I knew I had found my number two,

You're pretty in pink,

Thank god you don't stink,

You make me go koo koo!

Her beauty is a wonder,

It makes my eyes wander,

From her ******* to her ***,

It makes my heart beat fast,

These things I like to ponder! ; )

There is a girl named Nicole Bailey,

Who I anticipate to see daily,

She has luscious ****,

Really nice ****,

She is so much better than that girl named Kailey!

Time flows,

Some girls like to take things slow,

No matter how much they tease,

They become so hard to please,

My love for her she'll always know!

Once I had this host,

In a restuarant off the coast,

She lifted up her dress,

Hoping to impress,

He got more sick than most!

I went to the mart,

Trying to buy my girl's heart,

Looking around seeing nothing in sight,

I found something using all my might,

I put all my love in the cart!

I have very observant eyes,

But all I see are her thighs,

They're a perfect ten,

She shoots me a **** grin,

All this while listening to Plies!