Limericks are fun!!!

From the first time I saw you,

I knew I had found my number two,

You're pretty in pink,

Thank god you don't stink,

You make me go koo koo!

Her beauty is a wonder,

It makes my eyes wander,

From her ******* to her ***,

It makes my heart beat fast,

These things I like to ponder! ; )

There is a girl named Nicole Bailey,

Who I anticipate to see daily,

She has luscious ****,

Really nice ****,

She is so much better than that girl named Kailey!

Time flows,

Some girls like to take things slow,

No matter how much they tease,

They become so hard to please,

My love for her she'll always know!

Once I had this host,

In a restuarant off the coast,

She lifted up her dress,

Hoping to impress,

He got more sick than most!

I went to the mart,

Trying to buy my girl's heart,

Looking around seeing nothing in sight,

I found something using all my might,

I put all my love in the cart!

I have very observant eyes,

But all I see are her thighs,

They're a perfect ten,

She shoots me a **** grin,

All this while listening to Plies!

Party in the USA!!!

September 18th, 2009, changed my life forever.... At first it was a burden, always typing

about random stuff Mrs. Swanson wanted to annoy us with. Yes, it was very very annoying!!!

If I didn't have to do it I wouldn't have, at least that's how I felt at first. Typing about

assignments is ridiculous though. Sometimes we don't know what to type, and Mrs. *******

will be stubborn like an old woman and won't let us talk amongst ourselves. It only takes one

good idea for our group to type up something excellent!

Now, blogging is kind of fun! It's not at the top of my hobby list, but if we had a little more

freedom with it, it might make me want to do work. Rather than me feeling like I have to. I

wanted to blog about werewolves at one point but Mrs. Swanson didn't like the idea, go figure.

I'm glad it's not a real art class because I would skip all of the time. Well... probably not,

because then Nicole would get really pissed at me! I like to blog about her. : ) I didn't this

time because she isn't fully in my life yet, but she will be! : )