My Final Exam

Texting

Texting is very useful. Most people just abuse the power texting gives us....

Why are you crying? I haven't even cut you yet!

Usually when I have a chance to write about anything I want, I would focus on werewolves! Laugh out loud... But, seeing how I watched the new Nightmare on Elm St. last night. I guess you're going to hear about that.... It was an alright movie, nothing really fancy. The director didn't go all out but, no part of the movie was boring! There were a few good twists and it was full of suspense! I jumped at a part or two, and those movies usually don't phase me. The one thing I really hated about the movie was the fact that they changed Freddy's mask. Instead of it being burnt, it was also deteriorating. It looked NASTY!!! Oh! It wasn't continued from Freddy versus Jason, It is a re-make of the first Freddy movie.

My thoughts on transcendentalism are that it's awesome!!! Who would think of a way of life based around nature!? Personally I love nature. Whether I'm walking through a field or camping with a bunch of friends, I always enjoy it.

Blogs around the world!

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Speak "I am" poem

I am strong and forceful

I wonder who's next

I hear their cries

I see their pain

I want the thrill

I am strong and forceful

I pretend to be normal

I feel frustrated and angry

I touch their flesh

I worry one might tell

I cry for another victim

I am strong and forceful

I understand that it's wrong

I say that they enjoy it as much as I

I dream about pools of tears I make them shed

I try my hardest to get what I want

I hope for more

I am strong and forceful

I win!!! :-D

You dare challenge T Steele!? I try to make my blogs as comical as possible. Life is serious because people forget how to laugh. I laugh constantly!!! I hate not laughing! That makes everything so boring. Who wants to have a serious conversation with someone? That's no fun at all!

The fact that I'm pretty straight forward makes people laugh. If I don't like you, I'll make sure to let you know. I try to do the same in my blogs, my readers know. ;) Most people think I'm just rude. Really though I try to get people to laugh at themselves. You can never be fully comfortable with yourself if you can't laugh at yourself!

My blogs aren't only comical and straight forward but fun. I mess around a lot, sometimes I like to research certain things, and a lot of the time I just don't do the assignment. But, when I do blog, I try to make it good. I encourage everyone to give my blogs a chance, but only if you have a strong sense of humor!

Challenge #1

Limericks are fun!!!

From the first time I saw you,

I knew I had found my number two,

You're pretty in pink,

Thank god you don't stink,

You make me go koo koo!

Her beauty is a wonder,

It makes my eyes wander,

From her ******* to her ***,

It makes my heart beat fast,

These things I like to ponder! ; )

There is a girl named Nicole Bailey,

Who I anticipate to see daily,

She has luscious ****,

Really nice ****,

She is so much better than that girl named Kailey!

Time flows,

Some girls like to take things slow,

No matter how much they tease,

They become so hard to please,

My love for her she'll always know!

Once I had this host,

In a restuarant off the coast,

She lifted up her dress,

Hoping to impress,

He got more sick than most!

I went to the mart,

Trying to buy my girl's heart,

Looking around seeing nothing in sight,

I found something using all my might,

I put all my love in the cart!

I have very observant eyes,

But all I see are her thighs,

They're a perfect ten,

She shoots me a **** grin,

All this while listening to Plies!

Party in the USA!!!

September 18th, 2009, changed my life forever.... At first it was a burden, always typing

about random stuff Mrs. Swanson wanted to annoy us with. Yes, it was very very annoying!!!

If I didn't have to do it I wouldn't have, at least that's how I felt at first. Typing about

assignments is ridiculous though. Sometimes we don't know what to type, and Mrs. *******

will be stubborn like an old woman and won't let us talk amongst ourselves. It only takes one

good idea for our group to type up something excellent!

Now, blogging is kind of fun! It's not at the top of my hobby list, but if we had a little more

freedom with it, it might make me want to do work. Rather than me feeling like I have to. I

wanted to blog about werewolves at one point but Mrs. Swanson didn't like the idea, go figure.

I'm glad it's not a real art class because I would skip all of the time. Well... probably not,

because then Nicole would get really pissed at me! I like to blog about her. : ) I didn't this

time because she isn't fully in my life yet, but she will be! : )

Prep Prep Prep!

Rough Draft

In a beautiful part of sarasota, after a creepy mansion on the right, before the Ringling bridge, near the quiet splash of the sea, on the darkest of nights, with romantic wonder, among the smell of the ocean, we walk hand in hand through Marina Jacks! : )

Who has fed the fire in me???

Mr. Harvey..........He was the greatest teacher ever. I was lucky to have him my 5th grade year, seeing how he retired after my class. He was HUGE on language arts and that is my favorite subject! Yet, it's the one that I struggle with the most. Mr. Harvey gave me a challenge! At times I felt like he was setting me up to fail, but I did my best and pulled through. That was the year I got my first "A" in English. That "A" went straight to my head too, because I started to do homework right when I got home from school, rather than waiting until the last minute. That was the first time I felt smart. I started to irritate my mom by correcting her grammar. I still do to this day, and every time I do I think about how Mr. Harvey changed my life and lit the flame of perseverance inside me. Lately somethings been trying to put that flame out, but there are a few people, including teachers, that are trying to fuel it once again. :)

She walks in beauty...

I lay on the ground

How did I get here?

I take a quick glance around

There's a bright light somewhere near

It's now coming toward me

Should I run, Should I scream?

When my vision cleared enough for me to see

I knew I must be in a dream

The flow of your dress

Barely touching the ground

Over her I knew I would obsess

Just her presence ceased all sound

Her dress was pure white

her skin, smooth as cream

everything about her made me feel right

But could this be as real as it seems?

She walks in beauty

Leaving me behind

Her presence still seizing all sound

One last glance left me impartial and blind....

Pounding Heart...

This is a poem I wrote to my girlfriend Nicole before we even kissed...

Enjoy!!!!

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I'm sitting

My feet are planted firmly on the ground

My arms are on my lap, signifying that I'm slightly uncomfortable

I'm not sure what to do

I've never met a girl like her

She doesn't realize how perfect she is

But the fact that I know she is puts a lot of stress on me

I wanna make a move

Even if it's just to hold her hand

But I can't!

I can't bring myself to do it, I don't wanna ruin anything

I look to my left

There she sits

Posture perfect

She looks over at me

I'm struck with fear!

Frozen solid in my seat, and I can't look away

My eyes locked onto her beauty

Her dirty blonde hair rests on her shoulders

Behind her glasses she hides vibrant green eyes

I'm freaking out!

What if she thinks I'm one of those creepy guys?

I can't help but stare at her

Her beauty is mesmerizing

Then, as all my fears are going through my mind, she smiles

At this point my heart is pounding and I'm probably perspiring

I feel warm inside

I wonder if she feels the same?

The dark auditorium seemed to glow

The movie seemed to have come to a stop

It was as though time itself had stopped

I can't feel my body

I don't know if I'm smiling back or not?

I hope I am, this is my chance

Before this feeling goes away I need to make my move

She moves closer to me

Moves her right hand into my left, and performs a gentile squeeze

My throat becomes parched as I move closer and bring my right hand to her flawless cheek

She closes her eyes and leans in

I do the same

The kiss feels endless

I don't want it to end

Her pretty pink lips are soft and luscious

I've waited a long time for a girl like her

As we released, I looked her in the eyes

I brushed her hair to the side

Only to kiss her again

Through her kisses I felt pain

Pain that would make her stronger

How anybody could put her through so much pain is beyond me

No one deserves that

Especially not her

She's one of a kind

And hopefully,

Destined to be mine! :)

Congrats!

I just won $100,000 dollars!? If I could truly say or scream something like that, I'd probably have a huge grin on my face. :-D If I had to give half to charity I would definitely give it to the Red Cross. They stand for a really good cause, I know because I was a part of their disaster camp two years ago over summer break. We got to run in a vacant building and hide. Then we pretended that the building was on fire and fire fighters came. They stormed the building trying to find all of us. I hid under ruble so it took them a while to find me. I just thought that was really cool that they would help fire fighters do practice runs. Thats just something we did at the camp, but they do so much more! Now for the half I get to keep.....I would definitely use it to buy a new car! I want a new car so bad, you don't even know! I would also use the money to buy the dogs I want. I want a Dutch Shepherd and a Wolf Hybrid breed dog. I want to train both like police dogs. If I had enough left I'd take them and have them trained at the K9 Academy in Texas! Thats what's up! ;)

A nat at a barbeque!

I get annoyed by everything! One thing that annoys me the most is when you clearly don't want to talk to someone, but they just keep trying to carry on a conversation. You can only ignore someone for so long, after that it just gets irritating!!!! Most of the time i'll just walk away from those people.... but sometimes they catch me when I'm sitting down, so i'll just gesture hints that I'm not in the mood to chat. Rednecks! They are the most annoying people on the planet. Where do they get the idea that its cool to dress like that!? Nobody wears boots anymore, and i had when they bust out the camo! Unless your in the military or hunting, nobody should be wearing it. I also get annoyed when girls can't make a decision! When i ask you where you want to eat, i expect you to answer. Its not a life changing decision! I expect an answer within three seconds. Thats a reasonable amount of time to decide wear you want to eat. We are in Bradenton, there's like three places to eat. It's not difficult!!!

American soldier!!!

Dear American Hero,

If I was in your position and I had to stay overseas for the holidays I'd be pissed! I don't know if they do anything for you soldiers during the holidays when your over there, But I hope they do.... Anything is better than nothing, though it's understood that it's not the same. It isn't the same saying it through a letter, but I appreciate everything you're doing and everything you stand for. If everyone in America had your honor, pride, and courage, the U.S. would be a better place. Unfortunately, not everyone has your guts, so thank you. Thank you for serving our country, thank you for putting your life on the line, thank you for your sacrificing your freedom to save billions of lives....

Gratitude, yeah boy!!!

Gratitude is something I lack. As of this moment I'm only grateful for the time I get to spend with my girlfriend. We work together and sometimes our schedules clash, so time with her is sometimes limited. The time we do spend together though, is amazing! She is so perfect, ask cory, he knows what's up! She has the nicest personality, and everything she does makes me giggle. No girl compares to her in my eyes. I really like her! I proved that to her by waiting for her to date me for a month and a half. It felt like years, but it was so worth it. I'm the happiest i've ever been outside of school. Everyone knows I can't stand school. Now, because of her though, I have to pull my grades up and keep them up. I guess i'll start putting more effort into school, but only because she's important to me.

A true hero!!!

My hero is my assistant manager Charles. He is the most fun person to work with! Charles takes humor to the next level, he doesn't even have to say anything and i'll be killing it!!! He has this facial expression that I call the raider, because its really intense and can make any conversation with him heated (for you). Charles has this saying, "Drama, I don't subscribe to it." That he doesn't, if you have an attitude he won't respond. He's very good with self control, because you can tell he's pissed sometimes but his voice will be calm as ever. I've been trying to play his game and it helps sometimes. A lot of my coworkers think he's an ***h*le, but he isn't! He just doesn't like drama, and he actually does his job efficiently unlike most of the managers. Oh, and by the way, he was in the marines for twenty years, so that should explain his personality. When I have to work with Charles I know it's going to be a good day! :)

Most evil person in Macbeth!?

Lady Macbeth is the most evil person in the the play! DUH! She is one crazy lady, very manipulitive. I'm almost positive that she is very seductive as well, but that wasn't mentioned in the play. Lady Macbeth not only convinced Macbeth that killing Duncan was what had to be done, but she convinced him to do it! Thats freaking crazy, she's working that wipe on him. Lady Macbeth even wished away her emotions so that she wouldn't feel the guilt that was eating her and her husband alive. She would sleep walk and talk. Trying to wash her hands of Duncan's blood and still sub-consciously arguing with Macbeth about the deed.

Air Force!!!

I talked to a recruiter recently about the coast guard, and apparently there is a 1 1/2 waiting list! That's ridiculous! Then again, the coast guard doesn't really need anybody, they're stacked. So it's all good, because, the recruiter suggested the Air Force, of which, is so much better!! They have huge bases, and community colleges on base! I would have to serve 4 years in the Air Force versus 2 years in the Coast Guard. I think it'll be worth it though, 4 years of Military Police will set me up perfectly for the Police Academy! I'm excited, my friend Eric (one of my coworkers) said that the Air Force is where all the hot girls are! Oh snap!!!!!!!!

I can't wait for basic training, it's going to be a blast! If it's not intense I'm going to be pissed!!! Two months of intense physical activity! That's what I'm talking about! Pushups, sit ups, pull ups, running, crunches, etc, etc, etc, and there better be diamond pushups!!!!!! I think there are also times where you sit in a classroom and you have lessons, of which, will be good down time from the workouts :-/ A mix of mental and physical focus is exactly what I'm looking for, the anticipation is killing me!